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to twist your bals like a karusell until they become bloody.
"-Do you know Mathias blodd ball ?
- Yeah the guy wo Bjerked."
Bjerke by Hans Krister July 15, 2023

Daniel Bjerke 

Daniel Bjerke is the definition of a white male character who drives a white motorcykle and is also a giant bitch who calls everyone a bitch but deep inside he is the bitch and that wont change
Daniel Bjerke by Daniel bjerke August 27, 2016

knut bjerke 

Knut Bjerke is a famous norwegian teacher who mainly enjoys teaching and preaching about antennas, PLCs and Arduino. He also exceptionally cool and has the coolest voice.

He also has a lot of famous quotes like:
"Arduino"
"I love PLC"
knut bjerke by PartiallyRoyal March 2, 2017

Berkeley hummer 

A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.

Related to: ummer
While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.
Berkeley hummer by Slave33 August 28, 2013

The Berkery 

The art of sucking one's lovers intimate area so hard that it pulls the bed sheets flush against the Anus, making said partner finish simultaneously.
I'm not a very smart man, but I do know what the Berkery is!
The Berkery by The dirty nickel December 30, 2014

berkeley high 

1. Berkeley high (BHS) is a place for stoners and preps alike. Located in Berkeley, California, there is no wrong way to be at this school. Filled with the youth of today's America, some wanting to learn, some wanting to burn. And there's lots of that too, after all, it is berkeley.
2. Because of its large amount of Mary Jane, a common term has become being 'Berkeley High'.
1. Bro #1: "What college are you gonna go to man?"
Bro #2: "I go to berkeley high bruh... don't you mean: 'are you gonna go to college'?"
2. Bro #1: "Dude how stoned are you on a scale of sorta high to berkeley high?"
berkeley high by BHS bro #1 June 10, 2010