Bitcherita

A alcoholic beverage crafted by a Texan consisting of half a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade, a slice of lime, a splash of tonic water, and a shot of tequila. The name derives from the common opinion that Mike's Hard Lemonade is a 'bitches' drink.

It may not be a man's drink, but give me one of those bitcheritas!

by Mark C English September 29, 2010

BitchaRita

A strong serving of Booze, bitch, and Extra sour baditude with a salty rim that makes your face pucker in disappointment and or disgust.

1. I can’t believe that your GF served up such a strong batch of her BitchaRita last weekend. What a Self absorbed Hoe.

2. Some one please cut him off, he has had enough BitchaRitas tonight.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019

Bitchitake-Fu

A fighting style invented by the oldest Mexican in Alberta. It involves flailing one arm around to block attacks, while delivering brutal shin-kicks.

Guy 1: Let's fight!

Guy 2: Bitchitake-Fu!

Guy 1: Ouch! My shins!

by Sir Farr August 28, 2010

Bitcherface

Pretty much another way to call someone a bitch.

Lindsey a Bitcherface

by Kacee February 2, 2008

Bitcheriffic

A sarcastic response to the question "How are you?"

To be used when the respondent is in a bad mood.

I asked Mary how she was and she said she was in a bitcheriffic mood.

by lusciouslulu October 4, 2010

Bitcherized

To be forced to submission by a bitch or by someone's bitching

"Bob got bitcherized last night, that girl Katy wouldn't stop bitching at him about drinking until he quit"

by mexicanoutlaw March 5, 2010

No Bitchesitis (NBI)

A mental illness that is best described as either a sudden or consistent wave of loneliness and despair often caused by a lack of female presence in a man’s life - physical and/or online. While this sickness typically applies to males, anyone could test positive for it, and it can often come and go at random, abrupt times of the day or night. Symptoms are immediate drop of mood, drop of emotional energy and even physical energy, and a sudden drop in self-esteem. Treatments include hitting the gym, logging off social media platforms, or actually talking to… some bitches…

“Hey bro! How are you feeling today!”

“Not good man, I’ve caught a pretty rough case of No Bitchesitis (NBI).

by 🪦💀🪦 August 21, 2022