bitchertation 

a long and/or angry rant that you didn't ask to listen to

etymology:

bitch (verb- to complain)
+
dissertation (noun- lengthy research paper with citations)
=
bitchertation

Giving advice to a new coworker: "Watch out for Tina- don't get trapped into conversations with her. One time, I just asked how her day was going and spent the rest of my lunch period listening to a bitchertation about kids nowadays"

After Terry's fifteen-minute long bitchertation against Taylor Swift and green M&Ms, the interviewer decided that this person is not a good candidate for the open position of town librarian

bitchertation by PajamaSutra February 8, 2024

Bitchversation 

a theatrical conversation or quarrel between the rich housewives of Beverly Hills, often televised.

Two guests at John's party last night got on each others' nerves and started a real theatrical bitchversation.

Bitchversation by superjackson October 11, 2012

Bitchernations 

Bitches in deep slumber who are free pickings 😈

Aye bruh why don’t you look into some Bitchernations my boy

Bitchernations by Joe😏😏😏 January 10, 2022

bitchtationship 

The highest form of friendship that is built through the hatred of others and tolerance only for each other.

"Their bitchtationship grew stronger as they bonded over that girl that's seriously so annoying."

bitchtationship by mcswaggie February 17, 2014

ditchertation 

a ditched Ph.D. dissertation

One cannot successfully defend a ditchertation.

ditchertation by Doos Jarus January 5, 2021