bitchertation

a long and/or angry rant that you didn't ask to listen to

etymology:

bitch (verb- to complain)
+
dissertation (noun- lengthy research paper with citations)
=
bitchertation

Giving advice to a new coworker: "Watch out for Tina- don't get trapped into conversations with her. One time, I just asked how her day was going and spent the rest of my lunch period listening to a bitchertation about kids nowadays"

After Terry's fifteen-minute long bitchertation against Taylor Swift and green M&Ms, the interviewer decided that this person is not a good candidate for the open position of town librarian

bitchertation by PajamaSutra February 8, 2024

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Bitchversation

a theatrical conversation or quarrel between the rich housewives of Beverly Hills, often televised.

Two guests at John's party last night got on each others' nerves and started a real theatrical bitchversation.

Bitchversation by superjackson October 11, 2012

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Bitchernations

Bitches in deep slumber who are free pickings 😈

Aye bruh why don’t you look into some Bitchernations my boy

Bitchernations by Joe😏😏😏 January 10, 2022

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bitchtationship

The highest form of friendship that is built through the hatred of others and tolerance only for each other.

"Their bitchtationship grew stronger as they bonded over that girl that's seriously so annoying."

bitchtationship by mcswaggie February 17, 2014

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ditchertation

a ditched Ph.D. dissertation

One cannot successfully defend a ditchertation.

ditchertation by Doos Jarus January 5, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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