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bitchez be jockin' 

When a bitch is using you.
"I can't believe she hasn't called me back, I took her to Applebees and everything!'
"DAMN, BITCHEz BE JOCKIN'."
bitchez be jockin' by ohhaygurl January 3, 2012

nazi bitchez 

used to name a person group of people that you hate in some way.
maybe it is because your principal is a nazi.. or maybe because the people who you get internet service from are all bitches.. or maybe you use it on a group of people that always annoy you in some way
leave me alone nazi bitchez!

the nazi byotchez at skool let us go home earlier..
nazi bitchez by Fallen X February 9, 2010

big booty bitchez 

a hot gal with a great big wolloper
man i love big booty bitchez so much

konichiwa, bitchez! 

Offensive style to say "Good Afternoon". Mentioned by the GZA in Dave Chappelle's show.

Mixture of Japanese with Ghetto Slang.
Chinese Guy: The chinese delegation chooses the RZA, the GZA, Ol'Dirty Bastard... the Wu-Tang Clan.

GZA: Konichiwa, Bitchez!
konichiwa, bitchez! by Wilson Wicked February 11, 2006

Fake bitchez 

A girl that goes to bjh!
Did you see the fake bitchez at bjh today?

Seggzy Bitchez 

A group of 6 friends all with these specific names :
Teo
Tyler
Adam
Lewis x2
Keira
Person 1:I'm part of the seggzy Bitchez group
Person 2: oh you must be named Teo, Tyler, Adam, Lewis or Keira
Seggzy Bitchez by BickDickJamahl April 22, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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