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Bitch Squared 

The biggest bitch of them all. As bitchy as your moms girlfriend x2.
See that thiqq thot over there? She's Bitch Squared.
Bitch Squared by Thottastic January 30, 2019

Square Bitch 

Square Bitch: a nerdy or square female. A female who has her priorities together and is NOT likely to be hit on by thug niggas. She does not party or fuck around. Only a real Player will see the potential of this type of female.
Example: You go to a party and see a fine looking "Ripper" and if you smash, you better have been wearing a condom. Now a "Square Bitch" you can meet at Barnes and Nobles. She will most likely have a car and her own place and if you smash, the risk of catching something is lower than that of a ripper.
Square Bitch by Bay Mac January 13, 2017

Square Bitch 

A square bitch looks and dresses average, will have a boring job, be very religious, sexually unadventurous, monogamous or virginal, very politically correct, passive aggressive and although outwardly pleasant and polite, will harbour a shit ton of resentment and hostility which is seen only by those closest to her.
Mary: Guess who's name I found on the sex offenders' list?
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches
Square Bitch by Man-bun January 1, 2025

Square Bitch 

That's a bitch who's either too oblivious to know or too scared to try out most of the kinkier and more adventurous activities in life that she actually would love to do if she knew how to and/or was more bold and honest with herself about her true desires. She'll also usually either publicly or privately criticise people who are more adventurous and daring than she is, which in fact is a ploy she uses to disguise her jealousy.
Gary: Can you believe Laura totally made up the story of Jake hitting on her?
Ashley: Damn, that's so whack
Gary: I can't stand square bitches
Square Bitch by Man-bun January 1, 2025

Square Bitch 

She also feels a vehement dislike for hot, confident and popular guys and girls because they make her feel inadequate and threaten her tenuous self esteem which she desperately tries to hold together. For this reason she'll resort to some pretty underhanded and shady actions in order to covertly sabotage them which might seem shocking and unexpected given her demure and affable appearance.
1.Most of these MeToo bitches are just square bitches seeking attention.

2.Never fuck a square bitch. She'll claim you raped her afterwards
Square Bitch by Man-bun January 1, 2025

Square Bitch 

Square bitches are often found in the company of fellow squares as misery loves company.

Sometimes, good-looking people are blindsided by her charming and innocent seeming appearance and allow her into their circle usually in hopes of turning her out. This is a foolhardy and adangerous endeavour as she isn't nearly as innocent as she seems. What's more? Her deep seated resentment and bitterness will surely sting you in ways you never envisaged when you least expect.
I don't have the Madonna/Whore complex. I believe there're hot bitches and square bitches though and I'll choose a hot bitch everyday everytime
Square Bitch by Man-bun January 1, 2025
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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