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bitch you 

fuck you. Well, its a british "joke" in my school. it makes no sense but who cares
Bitch you, Tina!

You are such an idiot, bitch you!
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bitch you lyin 

What you say when some trick says she fucked your man
Girl 1: Your man fucked my pussy so good last night.

Girl 2: Bitch you lyin, he was with me all night!

Bitch You Thought 

When someone tells someone something is going happen but than does not happen the person would say Bitch You Thought.
Bob: Im going to beat you in this video game Seth.
*Bob Looses Game*
Seth:Bitch You Thought!
Bitch You Thought by Bobyellow August 9, 2017

Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym 

1. You weren't with me during the time of my hardships.

2. I wasn't of any of you're concern when I wasn't known.

3. You never show up to practice, so why should I let you off the bench.

4. If I wasn't successful I wouldn't be with you, so why should I be associated with you.

5. Acknowledging that the the person is only there when you're starting to get popular.

6. You don't know my struggle
1. Drake: "Kobe 'bout to lose a hundred fifty M’s
Kobe my nigga I hate it had to be him
Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym!"

2. Random bench warmer: "Man, why Coach playin favorites on the team, I don't even need to practice and I'm better than you."

Starting Point Guard: "Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"

bitch you thought 

when you are trying to reject or prove someone wrong.
Boy: You want to be my girlfrend
Girl : BItch you thought

Bitch you thot 

A phrase you say when I bitch who is also a thot tries to take your man
Patrisha “hey James 😉”
Falesha *drop kicks patrisha* “BITCH YOU THOT
Bitch you thot by Fucthot69 October 26, 2017

Bitch you guessed it 

From the song "u guessed it" feat. 2. Chainz by Og Maco the term "Bitch you guessed it" is pretty much a cocky way of saying you're right.
Paul: "How tall are you?"

Tyrone: "guess."
Paul: "idk 6 foot?"
Tyrone: "Bitch you guessed it"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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