Expresses incredulous disgust, usually in reaction to a statement that is incredible, false, or otherwise outrageous. In some cases, it can also be used to repell a minor annoyance such as a
ho, a
cracker, or especially a tool that won't step off from all up in your grill.
When used as an adjective, bitch please describes a quality such that
one knows the subject is immature, stupid, or takes its outrageousness too seriously, and yet is somehow still viscerally
cool. A good example of the feeling one might get from a bitch please situation would be bitch-slapping a
motherfucker again and again at a large social gathering, and then finishing the
beat-down by fadonking him in front of his grandparents.
Note: because of the origin of bitch please amongst inner-city prostitution rings, it always carries a connotation of violence. If you hear bitch please, somebody is going to get owned.
Example:
A Tool: "Yo, Samuel L. Jackson, will you sign my "Snakes on a
Plane" merch? You're
totally sick, homedog. You wanna come
chill at my crib?"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Bitch please."
