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Bitch Patch 

A tattoo foolishly gotten which now bears the name of your ex-wife/girlfriend
Person A: Hey dude, nice bitch patch, haha

Person B: STFU
Bitch Patch by Romeo9794 April 13, 2010

Cabbage patch bitch 

A typically dishonest person that is fake/made of plastic (in a figurative sense).
That lying cunt Chelsy is a cabbage patch bitch.
Cabbage patch bitch by The grapist December 22, 2016

cabbage patch bitch 

derived from the movie ___ possibly the remake of The Longest Yard starring Adam Sandler etc. A derogatory commendation and contradiction; a lovable, affable, slang term of endearment.
Look at that Bob Marley lighter you cabbage patch bitch; I might buy it next time we come to this rad tobacco shoppe.

bitchpitcher 

A person who intentionally Pushes buttons to upset individuals for their personal enjoyment.
He/she is such a bitchpitcher !! Why did I allow his/her bitch pitching tactic's to piss me off and

become "THAT BITCH".
bitchpitcher by Taykit February 10, 2019

bitchnatch 

A newer version of "motherfucker", to be used in a moment of great stress and anguer.
"You just sunk my battleship! Bitchnatch!"
bitchnatch by Patrick Lafontaine November 25, 2004

bitchwatch 

when one person is keeping tabs (special attention to what someone is doing at all times) on another person.
RELATIONSHIPS.---
When the girlfriend is keeping watch on the boyfriend's ex.
"She definitely still wants him back. I've had her on bitchwatch for a while now."

or,

When the ex is keeping tabs on the girlfriend.
"I still want him back. She's been on my bitchwatch since they started talking."
bitchwatch by G.Mayhem July 7, 2008
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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