Bitch Melon

Slang for a prostitutes boobs.

Damn her bitch melons were juicy.

by DINGDING May 7, 2015

Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon

It's the world's most annoying melon. His name is Cocomelon.

"-Here is the story that I'm tellin'
-What is it?
-About a Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon
-Yayyyyy!"

by Anonymous, Well I think? March 4, 2021