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Lick-bitch 

A person who incessantly licks, or feels the compulsive desire to lick another repeatedly, thereby becoming that person's personal licker.
"No! Stop licking me! You will not be my lick-bitch!"

Or

"Come here and be my lick-bitch!"
Lick-bitch by Simon Everett March 7, 2008

fish lick a bitch 

The relationship of intercourse stemming from the possibly of getting lucky ending with herpes. Done by pursing lips together like a fish and tonguing as far into a rotten snatch as possible.
im gonna fish lick a bitch tonight chances are im gonna get herpes.

Lick my tit bitch

If you are over weight and someone is talking shit use the phrase "Lick My Tit Bitch
"your so shit at basket ball"

"Lick my tit bitch"
Lick my tit bitch by BIG_ L May 17, 2021

bitch-licker 

a lesbian whore...but only the really dirty kind...bitch-lickers often have mullets...
-"Hey Maynard, lets hook up with a couple of bitch-lickers and a six-pack"
-"Ok Dwart, but this time make sure mama's not one of them."
bitch-licker by poopsie hamsterchunks November 29, 2003

Bitch Licker 

A bitch licker is someone who enjoys the taste of a female dogs gooch.

bitch licket 

Bitch Licket- insult used by Bree towards the other toofpasste hookers.
Toofpasste hooker: yeah and Bree totally was saying stupid shit. It was weird.

Bree: LISTEN HERE YOU BITCH LICKET EAT MY ASS.
bitch licket by Breeeuhh November 12, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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