A male in his late-twenties, sitting in a Starbucks in the mid-afternoon drinking a non-fat, no-whip, extra-hot, easy-water, soy chai latte while blogging on his apple macbook to his dedicated daily internet audience of 3 people and a tabby cat about either: US global domination conspiracy theories and how the invasion of iraq was a sham... or what he plans to cook for dinner later on that night.

Fred: Hey Bistro Bum, why don't you go look for a job instead of freeloading on my couch forever?

BB: No can do Freddo, thousands of people are depending on me to sort through the mass media's neo-capitalist rhetoric and provide them with the straight shooting analysis they need to survive in today's corrupt world. Hey can you lend me four dollars? I'm off to Starbucks.

bistro bum by MJG-2 September 27, 2008

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bistro cafe

hipster for shitty restaurant with ok food

Theres free wifi in the bistro cafe so we can instagram our meals.

bistro cafe by lord farquad the tall December 25, 2013

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South lake Bistro

Some horrible food they use to feed the south lake football players and it made them lose every game

Bro the south lake bistro killed solid D

South lake Bistro by Soild D June 2, 2020

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