A male that is attracted to more than one gender. He is often seen as terrifying by straight men and is often subject to the delighted glees of yaoi fangirls. He may also be told that his bisexuality is a "phase" and that he is really gay and just won't admit it. And, sometimes when telling people he is bisexual, he is told that "only girls can be bisexual" and that "you're just gay".
Me: I'm a bisexualguy.
Some dumb fuck: Oh no you're not you're just gay and won't admit it! ^w^
Me: .... Go fuck yourself.
A person that is sexually attracted to both genders but emotionally/romantically attracted to people only of the same gender
"Lizzie liked to lust after and have sex with both men and women but she could only see herself in a relationship with a woman. This meant that she was a homoromantic bisexual"
When an individual, who has always thought or assumed they're straight, suddenly develops a huge crush on someone of the same gender. This makes the individual wonder if they are actually bisexual, rather than straight. As the same-sex crushes persist (as well as opposite-sex crushes), they realize in time that they have had their bisexual awakening, and are indeed a bisexual.
"It's weird... I've always only ever liked girls... but now I have the biggest crush on Matt! I want him, I want nobody but him! I've never felt this way before!! I... think I've had my bisexual awakening!!"
A person who is sexually attracted to both sexes but romantically attracted to only the opposite sex
George wants to have sex with John and not start a relationship with him. He also wants to have sex with Alice but he also wants to start a relationship with her, because he is heteroromantic bisexual.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.