A slang term meaning extremely intoxicated by alcohol. This is a popular term in SW Scotland, especially in Dumfries. It is sometimes pronounced "Biscuit Ersed" or "Biscuit Airsed"
by Scotia fae the Toon April 09, 2007
by _GoD_ September 21, 2004
I only said he should calm down when he got all biscuit-arsed, ranting that he was calm and I should calm down
by theidiot21 October 28, 2020
Losing the feeling momentarily from your bum to your toes. Accompanied by a tingly feeling when it comes back. Usually brought on by fear, the term refers to the idea that you have dunked your bicuit in a cup of tea, and it has now turned to mush - this is what happens to the lower half of your body.
Watching a TV programme about space, the universe, other cosmic forces - the fear that one cant comprehend we are living on a little ball floating in the middle of nothing that goes on forever - brings on the biscuit arse reaction. It's easier to just think the world is flat - no biscuit arse then.
by SuzyLL June 22, 2011
by jimbo jones June 19, 2004
by Chris "Kreejo" JJ September 23, 2006
by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007