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bischof syndrome 

the quality of using the bischof minute, which is usually about 20 minutes off standard time. causing the person to be always late. or to let things unfold without caring. usually in situations like carpooling, they rarely give a straight answer.
"you've got the bischof syndrome, you can't even be on time."

friend: "so do we have a drive to the movie?"
bischof syndrome person: "ah...do you have a drive to the movie?"
friend: "you said you could drive us!"
bischof syndrome person: "just dont worry about it, it'll work out"

Lottie bischof 

A one of a kind girl. She is unbelievably beautiful but doesn’t care about the attention she gets from boys. Lottie bischof is in a relationship with David.chig.
person 1: Did u see that leng girl over there
Person 2: oh yeah that was Lottie bischof, David’s girlfriend.
Lottie bischof by winkykid99 July 20, 2022
the scrumptous delta cookies.
flight Attendent:"For snacks today, we have sun chips, granola bars, and of course, Biscoff cookies!"
biscoff by Dr. BlaBlason April 10, 2008

Bichofetada 

To hit a girl with your dick on her face.
"I really miss your dick on my face"."Dame Una bichofetada Papi!" "A Ella lo que le gusta es que le den con el bicho en la cara."
Bichofetada by Hannibal Presley October 4, 2016

Biscoffeam Pie 

Banoffee Pie without the bananas. (Biscuits, toffee, cream and chocolate shavings)
Yo ma homie mert. What are you eating?

Biscoffeam Pie

Woah man. Wtf IS that?

Banoffee Pie without the bananas

Ohhh. Can I have some?

Suuuuure man!

Biscoffed 

To smother your partner's breasts in Biscoff spread
I biscoffed my girl last night, it was amazing
Biscoffed by Mr.Dawg420 April 26, 2020
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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