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birthday blow 

to get a blow job from a woman friend on your birthday day.
i wish every day was my bd day, especially when i'd be getting a birthday blow from that chick at work.
birthday blow by i did your mom January 1, 2008
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birthday blow 

Get a blow job from a special man friend on your birthday.
"I got the hottest birthday blow from this dude in the sauna, he was hung too!"
birthday blow by JeffyPants March 24, 2010

Birthday Blowjob 

On a guy's birthday you get a blowjob. Does not have to be performed by your girl/boy friend or wife but they have to pay for it (one way or another).
Happy birthday buddy! Don't forget your birthday blowjob.
Birthday Blowjob by gee-orgy-oh June 11, 2011

Birthday Blowjob 

When its your birthday you guilt your partner into giving you a blowjob because its your birthday.
I still have you in my mouth from that birthday blowjob that I didn't want to give you last night!

Birthday Blowjob 

In the US it is customary for a woman to discontinue the practice of fellatio upon wedlock. The birthday blowjob is the exception to the rule and the only real legitimate source of head a married man is entitled to.
Guess what today is? I'll answer for you since your mouth is full... that's right it's MY BIRTHDAY BLOWJOB DAY!!!!
Birthday Blowjob by ThePooch November 27, 2011

Birthday Blowjob 

When its your birthday you guilt your partner into giving you a blowjob because its your birthday.
I still have you in my mouth from that birthday blowjob that I didn't want to give you last night!

blowin’ birthday brown 

Short for when you go out by yourself and celebrate your birthday by binge-eating at every single greasy, fast food establishment you can hit, later winding up with painful and uncontrollable diarrhea, also known as binge-shitting.
I had all of my favorite double bacon and onion ring laden cheeseburgers and cheesecake at each and every one of the burger spots around town to celebrate my birthday but quickly found it may have been overkill ‘cause I was doubled over and blowin’ birthday brown before sundown.
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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