birthday blow
i wish every day was my bd day, especially when i'd be getting a birthday blow from that chick at work.
birthday blow by i did your mom January 1, 2008
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birthday blow by JeffyPants March 24, 2010
Birthday Blowjob
On a guy's birthday you get a blowjob. Does not have to be performed by your girl/boy friend or wife but they have to pay for it (one way or another).
Birthday Blowjob by gee-orgy-oh June 11, 2011
Birthday Blowjob
Birthday Blowjob by Novacaine86 May 4, 2010
Birthday Blowjob
In the US it is customary for a woman to discontinue the practice of fellatio upon wedlock. The birthday blowjob is the exception to the rule and the only real legitimate source of head a married man is entitled to.
Guess what today is? I'll answer for you since your mouth is full... that's right it's MY BIRTHDAY BLOWJOB DAY!!!!
Birthday Blowjob by ThePooch November 27, 2011
Birthday Blowjob
Birthday Blowjob by Novacaine86 May 4, 2010
blowin’ birthday brown
Short for when you go out by yourself and celebrate your birthday by binge-eating at every single greasy, fast food establishment you can hit, later winding up with painful and uncontrollable diarrhea, also known as binge-shitting.
I had all of my favorite double bacon and onion ring laden cheeseburgers and cheesecake at each and every one of the burger spots around town to celebrate my birthday but quickly found it may have been overkill ‘cause I was doubled over and blowin’ birthday brown before sundown.
blowin’ birthday brown by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019
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