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the rolling birdhouse
a sexual act where the mn shoves both of his feet up his own anus and the female chews his genitals.
the rolling birdhouse by assBlood March 13, 2015
Related Words
Birdhog • Birdhogey • birdhouse • birddogged • birdhole • Birddog Challenge • birddoggin chicks • Birdhooking • birdhousing • birdogey
Birmingham Birdhouse
Having anal sex after placing your shaved pubes on a girl's ass resulting in a bird's nest in her ass
After shaving his pubes in the shower, Sean collected them and asked his girl if she wanted a Birmingham Birdhouse.
Birmingham Birdhouse by Go low April 26, 2017
birdhole
When you ram your rod into the fertile sod of a broad, specifically in her butthole and you withdrawal faster than the french at a war meeting her butthole will resemble a birdhouse's hole. You stare magnificently at what you have created, spit in or around it and then take a photo.
I was talking on the phone with my homie Z-Man and he was telling me about this dude that birdholed this girl and her butthole wouldn't close.
or
If engaging in an anal invasion, a woman's ass elasticity will manifest itself as the ubiquitous birdhole.
or
If engaging in an anal invasion, a woman's ass elasticity will manifest itself as the ubiquitous birdhole.
The Dirty Birdhouse
Definition:
The Dirty Birdhouse-
When the man stuffs his asshole with cut up wheat stalks while stirring up a nice liquid shit. Then, the man will release his liquid shit and wheat strait into the woman's mouth. Following the explosion the man will facefuck the the woman. This my friends is The Dirty Birdhouse.
The Dirty Birdhouse-
When the man stuffs his asshole with cut up wheat stalks while stirring up a nice liquid shit. Then, the man will release his liquid shit and wheat strait into the woman's mouth. Following the explosion the man will facefuck the the woman. This my friends is The Dirty Birdhouse.
Used in a sentence:
No amount of toothpaste and mouthwash or combination of both can un-do The Dirty Birdhouse.
Your moms breath smells like a dirty birdhouse.
No amount of toothpaste and mouthwash or combination of both can un-do The Dirty Birdhouse.
Your moms breath smells like a dirty birdhouse.
The Dirty Birdhouse by Jarrellm13 February 22, 2014
Crunchy Ass Birdhouses
When your friends are being some crunchy ass birdhouses
"you guys are some crunchy ass birdhouses"
Crunchy Ass Birdhouses by iswearimnotjustin July 8, 2020
birddoggin chicks
The act of trying to mate with the most attractive women at the bar often done through the use of excessive alcohol consumption. Usually accompanied by peacocking, mating calls, and showing strengths of manhood.
birddoggin chicks by coverlicious44 July 8, 2009
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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