Bird man

A person who is unpleasant .

Fuck ! The bird man asked us to finish this pile of work BY TODAY , how can ?

Note:
How can = How is it possible ?

Bird man by layeredcake July 27, 2007

Bird Man

Ronnie Wood, Who is the king of birds.

"Have you ever heard of the bird man, Ronnie Wood?"

"Who hasn't!?"

Ronnie Wood comes in the room
"kaw kaw"

Bird Man by RodTargent October 16, 2018

Bird-Man [the game] 

A game that involves making a face resembling that of a bird (or "Batman-ish").

Rules:

1) Whoever looks you in the eye(s) while making the 'Bird-Man' face must IMMEDIATELY lay down, regardless of their current situation and/or surroundings.

2) The only way to DEFEND against the 'Bird-Man' is to (if you suspect someone attempting to nail you out of your peripherals) hold up HALF the 'Bird-Man' face with only ONE hand on your face, deeming you immune, and are allowed to look them in the eyes without having to lay down.

3) If the person that looks at the 'Bird-Man' giver is already laying down, for whatever reason, must stand up and then they are allowed to lay back down.

4) Reflections/photographs (mirrors, windows, internet pictures, etc.) are allowed in all circumstances... Lay down!

5) If two people look at each other with the 'Bird-Man' neither have to lay down.


The "Bird-Man" face is explained as follows...

With each hand touch your pointer fingers with your thumbs, (creating two "OKAY" signs). Hold those upside-down on your face, with the O's over your eyes (like goggles)... Note: The defense would be only one hand over one eye.

"Gotcha wif da bird-man! ...yea, take a nap bitch!"

"ahh, dammit"

...Bird-Man the game strikes again

Bird-Man [the game] by Schistose February 4, 2009

Man Bird 

A unique and somewhat rare type of bird that lives mainly in New York City and New Jersey. The man Birds are typically 5 to 6 feet tall, and look like human bodies with heads that resemble the Bald Eagle and wings. The first Man Bird was born in New Jersey. Raised by a typical New Jersey family, the Man Bird speaks using one english phrase: Suck My Balls! The Man Bird language has over 50 sentences using the one phrase, and it is the most complicated language on Earth. The Man Bird lives off a steady diet of pennies, nickels and dimes (not quarters though.) The Man Bird has an aphasic shaped flap covering its gentles. Man Birds are usually very angry, and usually will attack humans with their flap if they feel threatened.

"Holy Shit look out! there's a flock of pissed off Man Birds headed right near us!"

"Quickly! throw your change and run for your life!"

Man Bird by The Manbird January 4, 2012

half man half bird 

A man who’s nose is so big it could be used to pleasure a girl, rossmary or queer

Oh yes peck me half man half bird

half man half bird by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader

on twitter someone said "I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader" and then it became a popular google search

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader.

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader by awdsa dwasdqwadasfe rfrskil;;; May 2, 2023

Bird Bath Maneuver 

A act of desperation in which one needs to shit but can't get to a bathroom. One climbs into tree and takes a dump directly down into a birdbath in order to avoid public detection.

I couldn't get home fast enough after Chipotle so I had to execute a Bird Bath Maneuver.

Bird Bath Maneuver by Birdbath McGrath March 13, 2011