1 definition by Birdbath McGrath

Bird Bath Maneuver

A act of desperation in which one needs to shit but can't get to a bathroom. One climbs into tree and takes a dump directly down into a birdbath in order to avoid public detection.

I couldn't get home fast enough after Chipotle so I had to execute a Bird Bath Maneuver.

by Birdbath McGrath February 26, 2011