Bin Buddy
A suspiciously enthusiastic person who insists on helping you take out the bins, knows the waste collection schedule better than the city council, and might secretly be three raccoons in a trench coat conducting an elaborate heist for mouldy pizza crusts.
"I thought Steve was just being neighbourly, but he sprinted after the bin lorry yelling ‘MY PRECIOUS!’—classic bin buddy behaviour."
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