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A fat fuck who is boisterous, rowdy, obese, hairy. The typical Bilney will have no social life whatsoever and secretly lives in a cave. He has a pet molerat.
I bet he's a Bilney.
Bilney by Mike Hocksbig1 July 30, 2020
Words you can keep
A Bifney is a human-like creature that lives in typical human households. You can often find wild Bifney’s underneath beds or inside closets. They may be seen as cute and innocent, but beware! It will bite your face off.
Girl 1: “Oh, look! It’s a wild Bifney!”
Girl 2: “I’ve heard wild Bifney’s can be dangerous.”
Bifney by totallynotstella November 28, 2021

mr. binley 

the supreme leader of math teachers
i have mr. binley, you 7th grader
mr. binley by mrbinleyop May 5, 2018
gorgeous, smart, independent, attractive, envied by all women, successful in everything she does, she's the boss, friendly, strong-tempered, firm decision maker, unique. the best friend that you will ever have. the she will always give you good advice. the beast girlfriend you will ever have.
that girl is such a bianey
bianey by niabye July 11, 2010
Another name for Disney, cuz they all about bizness.
Bisney, do I own that yet?
Bisney by EarsListeningEyesOpen November 12, 2019
A Birney is a very quiet person who likes to use words such as ya, idk, ok, sure, maybe, and sorry. He likes to lax it up with his friends in his free time and enjoys dressing in superb style for the ladies with always fresh nike outfits. He likes to tell jokes with his friends and be the center of attention but when he is around people he is not comfortable with he is the most shy kid there is. A birney usually has a large package but is to scared to show people. A birney loves to party hard on weekends and throw wild parties.
Look at his shoes!! what a birney
Birney by Nike shoes.com December 7, 2010

Bilneaze 

The one person at every company that sucks at their job and gets away with it. They make excuses for everything and still do not get fired. This person is a piece of shit, lazy as hell, and a liar. They often complain about everything, but applaud management decisions every chance they get. They push off their work on to other coworkers every chance they get. Higher level Bilneazes stink up the entire office with a smell similar to dogsweat and trailerparks.
Man: Holy shit, why did I pick this job...
Woman: What's wrong?
Man From Shipping: I told Bill about this shipment that needed to be moved from this spot 3 hours ago.
Man: Bilneaze strikes again.
Woman: They should just fire his ass.
Man: I agree, but for some reason he still has a job here.
garbage person piece of shit worst coworker smelly retard
Bilneaze by Andy Sapp July 21, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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