Billiocare 

Bil-lio-care (bĭl′yə-câr′, bĭl′yə-câr′)

The system of generous spreading of money by billionaires and money hoarding enterprises for causes that don't really need it because they're wealthy enough to cover for themselves whilst letting society pay for real tragedies

When the Notre Dame - a church part of the largest christian, and filthy rich, religion in the world - was severely damaged by fire in 2019, Billiocare kicked in and committed hundreds of millions of dollars for the restoration, which could easily be paid for by the billions the catholic church has hoarded in Vatican city.

In the meantime in Puerto Rico people are still suffering but zero fucks are given, poor non-white folks are not eligible for Billiocare and can fuck off to GoFundMeNoCare

Billiocare by Rantilator April 18, 2019

A golden yacht for every billionaire 

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.

The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.

A golden yacht for every billionaire by AluminumGreenspan September 9, 2012

billionaire boys club 

Pharrell's clothing brand, along with ICECREAM.

Wealth is of the heart and mind, not the pocket. - Pharrell's quote used for his Billionaire Boys Club brand.

billionaire boys club by Pharrellsboo April 26, 2015

drunk billionaire 

The friend who gets drunk and decides to buy his / her friends drinks, only to regret it the next day upon seeing the tab.

Drunk billionaire: Heyyyyyyy let's do a shhhot!

Friends: Can't. I'm broke!

DB: No shhhh, s'okay. I'll buy.

And the next day...

DB: how the fuck did I spend one hundred dollars last night???

drunk billionaire by not a db March 17, 2010

Slumdog Billionaire 

1) what everyone associated with Slumdog Millionaire is

2) how most people feel after they watch Slumdog Millionaire

3) what winning 8 oscars did to Slumdog Millionaire

1) These actors were barely known to anyone, but after this, they're all going to be Slumdog Billionaires.

2) After her first time watching Slumdog Millionaire, Tori felt like a Slumdog Billionaire, thankful for her movie choice.

3) I can't believe Warner Brothers rejected this film! couldn't they see they would be making Slumdog Billionaires?

Slumdog Billionaire by Spydi February 23, 2009

Freck Billionaire 

A rapper from West Philly, has been arrested 19 times within a 5 year period, and is associated with Fabolous's ''StreetFam' crew.

Is also known to wear more Gucci then Tom Ford.

Holy shit homes, I just seen Freck Billionaire he was drenched in Gucci from head to toe.

Freck Billionaire by Freck Billionaire October 18, 2008

billionaire 

Origin: Part of Bill Gates' first name, because he's got billions of bucks.

Damn. I wish I was a billionaire.

billionaire by ~The Nameless One~ May 22, 2005