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Jay Bilas 

An expression of pleasure or satisfaction that something has gone extremely well.

In times of over the top joy, Jay Fucking Bilas may be used to denote the level of awesomeness that has been attained.

Jay Bilas is one of the few sports analysts who knows his ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to basketball. This is the exact opposite of Digger Phelps

May also be abbreviated as JFB for texting
Dude, I just scored us tickets this weekend for My Morning Jacket!
Jay Bilas bro!!

Text from bro: Louisville just won the National Championship!
Reply: JFB!!

Wife: Well honey, looks like that pregnancy test came up negative. We're off the hook.
Jay Fucking Bilas!!!
Jay Bilas by CCBM ryoder April 17, 2013

bilsexual 

bilsexual means you’re straight but gay for billie eilish
I was straight until i saw billie eilish at that moment i knew i was bilsexual.
bilsexual by hihibillie August 17, 2018

Blasey-Ford 

Survivor. Patriot. American hero.
Christine Blasey-Ford was so brave to share her story with the world.

Bilsexual 

When you are gay only for Billie Eilish.
I am bilsexual
Bilsexual by Bilsexual October 27, 2018

Bilsexual 

When you understand and relate to “I’m straight I like penis but Billie Eilish could get it
I’m bilsexual
Bilsexual by Billiesavocado April 14, 2019

Blasecking 

The act of ferociously rubbing ones butthole creating extreme friction. Sometimes causing the anus to become painfully charred.
Oh my God!! This old guy is blasecking himself in the middle of the street! I can see the smoke rising from his butthole.

Dude? Are you blasecking yourself in there?

If you mess up I am going to give you a real hard blasecking!
Blasecking by Melonater April 26, 2013