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Billistic
Billistic by TiaTragedy. August 19, 2008
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billistics
Da science of studying minute features of a "please remit da stated sum" document to determine where it came from, who created and/or sent it, etc.
Wif modern-day accounting equipment like computers and data-storage --- and customer service usually just a phone call away --- erroneous/inexplicable charges on your monthly credit-card statement are usually easier to get resolved than they might have been in yesteryear; conceivably there should seldom be any need nowadays to resort to billistics to straighten things out.
billistics by QuacksO January 19, 2024
Billistate
Billistate by billistatecreator February 8, 2025
Billistate
A billistate is a country where billionaires hold disproportionate control over politics, policies, and public life, often at the expense of democracy. In a billistate, wealth determines influence, and billionaires dictate societal decisions, while the average citizen is left powerless.
“America is quickly turning into a billistate, where billionaires like Musk and Bezos shape the future more than elected officials.”
“The rise of corporate lobbying and billionaire-owned media are clear signs of a billistate.”
“The rise of corporate lobbying and billionaire-owned media are clear signs of a billistate.”
Billistate by billistatecreator February 8, 2025
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Farah louie billista by culogrande November 22, 2021
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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