Big Jonson

A bastardization of penis.

MARY: You have the best Big Jonson.
BOB: Why, thank you!

Big Jonson by The Squid March 20, 2003

Big Johnson

An often used synonym for a man's penis.

Hey baby, Big Johnson's back at my place waiting for you."

Big Johnson by vector August 21, 2004

Big Johnson

A funny dude (probably called Cameron) with a dope ass truck.

OMG was that THE Big Johnson?

Big Johnson by low key lit May 29, 2019

Big Dick Johnson 

- The most manly name men can get.
- Former pro wrestler(?)ish guy

Big Dick Johnson showed me his Big Dick Johnson last night.

Big Dick Johnson by MMMMMJohnson April 5, 2013

Big Balls Johnson 

A child with huge overgrown nuts.

Damn that kid has some huge nuts! Ya, we call him big balls johnson.

Big Balls Johnson by Bryan Johnson June 12, 2006

big bubba johnson 

Someone who is big and muscular. Who looks like a walking burnt nugget. And has a meaty dick.

Don’t get raped by Big Bubba Johnson!

big bubba johnson by Cats cats cats February 21, 2018

Big Hair Johnson 

Situation occurring when a mans pubic hair extends further from the pubic region than does his penis.

rance has notoriously been afflicted with a case of the big hair johnson.

Big Hair Johnson by ranceapanca April 22, 2009