Big Jones

Big lad who specialises in scoring tries all over the place, especially corners. Wears really little shorts and is a big git.

"Ere get down to Wakey or Cas if you wanna see BIG JONES scoring tries int corner. We going out toneet?"

Big Jones by Owuuuuuuuuuuuu October 31, 2008

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Big Nigga Jones

.Big .Nigga .Jones is the most powerful being on earth. his penis is so comically large he is unable to have sex

Damn no homo But, Big Nigga Jones has a massive Cock

Big Nigga Jones by Big Nigga Jones December 26, 2020

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big dick jones

A man named Jones who's penis size and diameter are larger than average Jones.

Look! It's big Dick Jones. He gonna put it in my bum bum.

big dick jones by seesaw9 January 16, 2017

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Alex Jones (Big Al)

Fat little guy, with Red hair.
The best guy you will ever met.

Such a good guy.

Driving down the road:

"Hey look it' s Big AL!!!"

Windows roll down:

"BIG ALLLLLLLLLL!!!!"

Alex Jones (Big Al) : "Hi." *Checks turning red*

Alex Jones (Big Al) by mary robertson October 24, 2017

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Big Boy Bobby Jones

Someone that thinks hes big and tough

Person:Look at Jimmy over there walking like he's Big Boy Bobby Jones

Big Boy Bobby Jones by BigBoyBobbyJones September 28, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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