Often abbreviated as BHS, Big Heart Syndrome is where a person has such a big heart that they tend to care too much about others and are usually quick to fall in love/suffer a broken heart. Those afflicted with BHS also try to "fix" people or "fix" others current situations.
I look at the situations some of my friends and family are in, and all I can do is cry. My Big Heart Syndrome is acting up.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.