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A Bifida is the new way of saying dirty bitch, or it can be used a word enhancer.

Matt:Dude your girlfriend is being a real Bifida right now.

Blake:Yeah she hasn't been the same sence that house fell on her bifida sister.

Poochie: I can't work today.
BDUB: Why?
Poochie: I have Spinal Bifida.
BDUB: WTF?
Poochie: Or one of those Bifidas

bifida by B.Dub May 14, 2008

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anal bifida

Anal bifida is an unbelievable defect caused by the incomplete formation of the assholium during proctogenesis. If the anal aperture is freakishly flabby, some portion of the rectum may cantilever like a festive pink party balloon beyond the anal chasm.

Anal bifida is one of the bifidas.

She is gorgeous despite her anal bifida.

Anal bifida: We will find a cure!

anal bifida by rod sewert September 2, 2010

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Anal bifida

A healthy treat.
Also paralized or lack of anal canel.
Also too much anal sex from oversized ramrods resulting in internal heamorrage.
An all round ass pounding.

Charley forced his gigantic RAMROD up by bottom yesterday, Twas great!

Alex missed my sniz and plugd my arse, total anal bifida.

Anal bifida by Alex,Nicole January 18, 2009

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anal bifida

nasty smelly white discharge (not feces) from the anus

my cat anal bifida(ed) all over my bed! It stunk!

anal bifida by peanut24476 August 14, 2008

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anal bifida

when you fuck a girl in the ass and pull out it makes her butthole pucker out

man i was at this party lastnite and i had sex with this chick so hard i gave her anal bifida

anal bifida by koffin robber August 17, 2010

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penile bifida

to have two penii

"always said she was lucky! her old man's got a dose of penile bifida"

penile bifida by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

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Anal bifida

When you get reemed and your anus turns into a red sock, and gets pushed back in

Hey what's up matt you anal bifida

Anal bifida by The_whispering _eye September 2, 2019

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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