Biblese

The archaic language found in the English translation of the Bible

“The LORD giveth mercy unto the sinful, for Christ’s death bringeth peace unto the land” is written in strong Biblese

by I Like To Define Words May 27, 2022

Bibleheimered

When a clumsy person screws up a simple task.

He really Bibleheimered the shit out of this fan installation

by Tommy Tickle Bottoms July 6, 2022

bibles

Another word for drugs, used when you want to talk about drugs but cant say "drugs"

Hey, you got any of those bibles

by TheSaucayPecus May 21, 2018

Bibleness

Ones insane infatuation with Gods good book the Bible.

Ryan is so annoying with his Bibleness

by Gronimal September 20, 2010

bibleslam

When a politician or celebrity uses quotes from the Bible to gain credibility and/or publicity. The word comes from a combination of the Bible and from a bastardization of "poetry slam." A poetry slam is a competition where "poets" drop random prose or bullshit in the guise of artistry to impress laymen and seem sophisticated. Politicians and celebrites are especially prone to the tendency to bullshit and therefore quote the Bible.

Joe: Dude did you see the presidential debate last night?!
Joey: Nope.
Joe: Aw, then you missed Mitt Romney bibleslam the shit out of Obama!
Joey. Now I am really upset that I missed that debate. Wait...What?

by Doe, John April 12, 2013

Bibles

On god

He’s a bitch bibles

by Wall hater July 7, 2019

Biblesplaining

Biblesplaining: making excuses for things that don't makes sense in the Bible, or validating The Bible by adding one's own personal explanations- for the purpose of denying one's own doubt, or to persuade someone else to believe the fantasy.

Jake: "A burning bush did not talk to Moses, that is a bunch of horse shit!"

Tyler: "It is true. God controlled the crackling of the wood as it burned to form a human voice to speak to Moses."

Jake: "Just stop Biblesplaining bro."

by Kobocop May 22, 2021