Biblesplaining: making excuses for things that don't makes sense in the Bible, or validating The Bible by adding one's own personal explanations- for the purpose of denying one's own doubt, or to persuade someone else to believe the fantasy.
Jake: "A burning bush did not talk to Moses, that is a bunch of horse shit!"
Tyler: "It is true. God controlled the crackling of the wood as it burned to form a human voice to speak to Moses."
Jake: "Just stop Biblesplaining bro."
Tyler: "It is true. God controlled the crackling of the wood as it burned to form a human voice to speak to Moses."
Jake: "Just stop Biblesplaining bro."
by Kobocop May 22, 2021
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