Bible-humping Homophobic Ultraconservative Dickwad

Someone who takes every law in the Bible literally and uses it to verbally attack people who don't agree with what they say to a tee. They tend to support the death penalty for non-heterosexuals, transgendered people, women who get abortions, and tries to convert all non-Christians within a 200 mile radius.

Ethan: "Fuck, that guy tried to shove his Bible in my face just cause I was gay, he called me a faggot, and said I'd spend eternity rotting in fire and brimstone!"
Krysta: "Was he quoting that one Leviticus passage?"
Ethan: "Yeah."
Krysta: "Wearing a Make America Great Again shirt?"
Ethan: "Yep."
Krysta: "You found a bible-humping homophobic ultraconservative dickwad."
Ethan: "Couldn't have put it better m

Bible-humping Homophobic Ultraconservative Dickwad by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) February 18, 2017

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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