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The act of using God as an excuse to break up with a significant other.
Carlee: I think God is trying to tell me we just aren't going to work out.

Jessica: I really want to be with you, but God has different plans for me.

Ron: Why is the bible dumping me?
by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009
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