Bible slap

When you try to force unmarried men not to bring ladies to his or her residence and sleep with them. Most likely happens during nightclub hours.

I saw this random guy on the street and saw he was around two lesbians who wanted to bring him home and bang. I showed him the Bible verse 1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators... but before I could finish reading he grabbed it out of my hand and did a Bible slap across my face and I fell to the ground.

Bible slap by ThisIsMe01 September 6, 2013

slapping the bible

Masterbating

Dude I just walked in on Jeff slapping the Bible.

slapping the bible by Joshua MM August 25, 2018

bibleslam 

When a politician or celebrity uses quotes from the Bible to gain credibility and/or publicity. The word comes from a combination of the Bible and from a bastardization of "poetry slam." A poetry slam is a competition where "poets" drop random prose or bullshit in the guise of artistry to impress laymen and seem sophisticated. Politicians and celebrites are especially prone to the tendency to bullshit and therefore quote the Bible.

Joe: Dude did you see the presidential debate last night?!
Joey: Nope.
Joe: Aw, then you missed Mitt Romney bibleslam the shit out of Obama!
Joey. Now I am really upset that I missed that debate. Wait...What?

bibleslam by Doe, John April 12, 2013

BibleSlop

Low Effort Content Or Statement, Most Common Place In Christianity. and Typically Commented On Posts Not relating to Christianity in any Way, Shape or Form.

Billy: Hey Did you play That New Doom Game?

Johnny: Yeah man! It's Sick

Alex: Oh I'm sick, Sick of all these people Not letting The Holy Spirit into Their Lives HALLELUJAH!!!!!

Billy: Pay Him No mind, He likes spouting BibleSlop any chance he gets

BibleSlop by Erica Slaughter's Son October 3, 2026