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Definitions by ThisIsMe01

Punjabi pussy

The reason why India's population will overtake China.
Me: "Why are there so many Indians in Canada now?*
Indian: "Because we love to bang Punjabi pussy!"
Punjabi pussy by ThisIsMe01 April 12, 2023

market rent girlfriend 

A girlfriend who does not have down syndrome or who does not require mobility assistance (wheelchair, walker).
I got lonely in my loft apartment. So I browsed backpage and found a market rent girlfriend for the night. I will have to meet her downstairs, then stare at her booty while she climbs up to my apartment.
market rent girlfriend by ThisIsMe01 November 17, 2017

Bible slap

When you try to force unmarried men not to bring ladies to his or her residence and sleep with them. Most likely happens during nightclub hours.
I saw this random guy on the street and saw he was around two lesbians who wanted to bring him home and bang. I showed him the Bible verse 1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators... but before I could finish reading he grabbed it out of my hand and did a Bible slap across my face and I fell to the ground.
Bible slap by ThisIsMe01 September 6, 2013