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You are an amazon prime subscriber and get your groceries and everything else you need under the sun from amazon. Thus, you are Jeff Bezos’ bitch.
Timbuktu has a growing Bezotch population.

Dude, my groceries just got delivered! I’m such a Bezotch.

I can’t even leave the house for toilet paper. Amazon just delivered it....I’m such a bezotch.
Bezotch by Meechree July 16, 2019
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Beotchiful

A word describing a bitch to be beautiful. It may be used as a compliment from friends, or as an insult. It is basically formed between the two words bitch and beautiful.
Situation #1
Best friend Saying to her best friend: You look so Beotchiful in that dress! Spicy!

Situation #2
Girl: Ew, look at that girl with her short skirt. She thinks she sooo beotchiful.
Beotchiful by The Shikk March 8, 2009
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Man, those girls we met at the club were complete behotches.

I could sure use a behotch right now..
behotch by Crustopher May 23, 2006
A friendly use of the word bitch. Usually used in greeting one's friend, or when one has succeeded over someone.
Hey, beyotch!

You got owned, beyotch!
beyotch by Pitoyable May 2, 2005
Hybrid of bitch and ho, commonly used to denote a friend involved in ho-ish activities
Beotcho - why did you come over to my house and fuck my cat?
Beotcho by Tyler Platt July 3, 2007

beotchilism 

A condition from which a woman can suffer, do to constantly being a BITCH, or BEOTCH. It is not fatal in most cases, but it can be. There is little or no cure.
Beotch: "You are probably going to die of alcoholism, asshole..."

Me: "Well you are eventually going to die of Beotchilism, BEEEEEEAAAYYAAYYATCHH!"
beotchilism by Allumni October 9, 2005
Abstract verion of the word biatch, which itself is derived from the word bitch
You fucking beezotch
beezotch by Your Mum November 21, 2004
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Throat Sweats 

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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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