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You are an amazon prime subscriber and get your groceries and everything else you need under the sun from amazon. Thus, you are Jeff Bezos’ bitch.
Timbuktu has a growing Bezotch population.

Dude, my groceries just got delivered! I’m such a Bezotch.

I can’t even leave the house for toilet paper. Amazon just delivered it....I’m such a bezotch.
Bezotch by Meechree July 16, 2019
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Beotchiful

A word describing a bitch to be beautiful. It may be used as a compliment from friends, or as an insult. It is basically formed between the two words bitch and beautiful.
Situation #1
Best friend Saying to her best friend: You look so Beotchiful in that dress! Spicy!

Situation #2
Girl: Ew, look at that girl with her short skirt. She thinks she sooo beotchiful.


Beotchiful by The Shikk March 8, 2009
Related Words
Man, those girls we met at the club were complete behotches.

I could sure use a behotch right now..
behotch by Crustopher May 23, 2006
A friendly use of the word bitch. Usually used in greeting one's friend, or when one has succeeded over someone.
Hey, beyotch!

You got owned, beyotch!
beyotch by Pitoyable May 2, 2005
Hybrid of bitch and ho, commonly used to denote a friend involved in ho-ish activities
Beotcho - why did you come over to my house and fuck my cat?
Beotcho by Tyler Platt July 3, 2007

beotchilism 

A condition from which a woman can suffer, do to constantly being a BITCH, or BEOTCH. It is not fatal in most cases, but it can be. There is little or no cure.
Beotch: "You are probably going to die of alcoholism, asshole..."

Me: "Well you are eventually going to die of Beotchilism, BEEEEEEAAAYYAAYYATCHH!"
beotchilism by Allumni October 9, 2005
Abstract verion of the word biatch, which itself is derived from the word bitch
You fucking beezotch
beezotch by Your Mum November 21, 2004
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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