Betty-Lou 

She’s a bad bitch, but also very sweet. Betty-Lou is the kind of person who is friends with anyone, those unfortunate enough to not know her, wish they did because everyone else is constantly talking about how amazing she is. Not only does she have a great personality, she also excels academically, getting the highest average in every class she takes, this mixture of brains, beauty, and personality can make her difficult to approach because, “how could she ever like a simpleton like me?” (A real quote from someone who knew a Betty-Lou). However, if you ever manage to gather the balls to speak to her, you’ll immediately feel at home with her kind and good natured personality (unless she hates, in which case you will most likely feel very uncomfortable as she has the wrath of gods). If she decided to like you and you manage to get invited inside her house, you will be greeted with the delicious smells of her homemade meals, which are so well seasoned you’ll be calling her mommy in no time. In conclusion, if you know a Betty-Lou, 9 out of 10 times she’s your best friend, and the person you’d call to help you dispose of a dead body.

Person #1: “this chicken is better than sex!”

Person #2: “oh that’s because Betty-Lou made it”
Person #1: “mommy, sorry. Mommy, sorry. Mommy, sorry.”

Person #1: “I dont know if I’ve ever met a sexy hufflepuff”
Person #2 “you OBVIOUSLY have NOT met Betty-Lou”

Betty-Lou by YourHotFriend November 25, 2021

Betty-Lou 

Betty-Lou is the hottest bitch in town, she’s also the sweetest. Everyone knows and loves Betty-Lou but if they don’t, they all wish they did because everyone’s always raving on and on about how kind and amazing she is. There’s also a 99.9% chance that she was the most popular in school and also got the best grades in every. Single. Class. This mixture of both brains and beauty can be quite intimating for boys, however, her small stature makes her a bit more approachable. All in all, she’s the best friend/companion you could wish for:)

Kyle: “Damn! Who’s that sexy AND smart girl??”
Everyone: “that’s Betty-Lou!”

Betty-Lou by YourHotFriend November 23, 2021

Betty Lou 

A redneck whore

That Betty Lou over there chugged a whole case of Pabst, bet she's real easy

Betty Lou by QueuMungus September 22, 2016

Betty Loud 

Betty Loud is a character who appeared in an episode of the Nickelodeon show “The Loud House.” Betty appeared in S3E3A “White Hare.” She is a refernce to Lori Loud, and is the oldest child of the Loud House rabbit family. She is very bossy towards her younger siblings. She wears a green shirt, a dark green jacket, light brown shorts, and sunglasses.

Betty Loud is so pretty!

Betty Loud by Hotgirl_937 November 15, 2018

Beatty Lou 

The act of defecating, AKA pooping, pinching a loaf, taking a dump, etc., it is called a Beatty Lou because of the Bob Seger song Beatty Lou's Gettin' Out Tonight...many Bob Seger songs are about pooping.

I had too much fiber this morning and had to take a huge Beatty Lou, I almost didn't make it to the bathroom!

Beatty Lou by Sillius Soddus June 29, 2024