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Betty Ford 

2oz. Vodka.
4 oz. Tampico Island Punch
Ice
Betty Ford by Jinx1338 August 1, 2011
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Betty ford floater

An extra shoot of liquor on top of his/her cocktail
She asked for a betty Ford floater over her Margarita
Betty ford floater by djfdbf September 3, 2017

Betty Ford It 

When you have been on a rock star drinking and bad-decision making binge. You then ground yourself and put yourself into an imaginary rehab, in your own home, for a period of no more than a month.
NiNi and CeeTee were out of control last weekend. They better Betty Ford It.

"Dude, we were wrecked last night"
"I know, I can't find my panties, we totally need to Betty Ford It"
Betty Ford It by You're Welcome October 30, 2012

Betty Ford Fucker 

1. Noun. A person who has absolute disregard for people's feelings. A person who is incredibly rude or obnoxious often with a bitter disdain towards people and society.

2. Noun. A person who lacks concern for the well-being of others. Someone with contempt for society or people as a whole. One who ignores all social norms and bequeaths doesn't give a fuck in their actions and words.

3. Noun. One with an ill regard for humanity. A disregard for all that is holy, and sacred. A person who lacks couth.
Used in heated discussions or intense commentary about a person.

"Brad's my roommate. And you can't make it right. You offended his family. That's his sister."

"You want to know what. I'm a Betty Ford Fucker, Okay! Now get the fuck out of here with your petty fucking bull-shit."

Betty Ford Fucker by Archie Bantog December 29, 2008

betty ford speedball 

Named after the Betty Ford clinic. It is a drink mix consisting of coffee and alcohol. Uppers to bring you up and downers to bring you back down.
I drank way to much last night I need a Betty Ford speedball
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