Best Bæs*

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Best Bæs are TRUE FRIENDS, you know when you find your Best Bæ, I know I did... Once you found them, they are permenetly stuck with you till the end, even when you try to be mad at them, you know you can't... There just to amazing to stay mad at... To show them you love them and appreciate them...buy them an EXTRA LARGE STARBUCKS!!! With TWO straws, cause come on if is she is you Bestie you have tons of things in common, even at least one Starbucks, so share an ACCOPLISHMENT DRINK, because you know it was DESTINY that you two met... You guys were meant to be Destined as FRIENDS, because you kew your Mom couldn't handle you two as SISTERS...

To all Besties every where, Ciah M.

Best Bæs*#1: Hey want to share a Starbucks?
Best Bæs*#2: Duh have you met me?!?
Best Bæs*#1: Yeah I'm your Bestie! ;-) :-P. :-*

Best Bæs* by Ciah M. January 10, 2016

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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