Besicuse 

A really bad excuse, but the best you've got.

I really wanted to come to class but my grandmother died. Sorry to hear that, nice besicuse!

Besicuse by WillGRace April 25, 2019

bescuse me 

When you don't have enough time to say "Bitch, excuse me?!" 'casue this bitch is all up in your face, you say, "Bescuse me?!"

"Will that be for here or to go?"
"BESCUSE ME?! You think I'm gonna eat a whole bucket of fried chicken by myself?"
"Bitch, I don't know your life!"

bescuse me by artdyke September 9, 2014