bert

verb: to flail, squee, generally get excited by anything adam lambert does, wears, sings, is around.

omg adam lambert is at the party!" "time to bert!

by glitterlife April 13, 2011

Berted

Similar to Rinsed; it describes someone who has just been made to look like a fool. This can be for many reasons, such as of losing an argument, not coming up with a good comeback to an insult, losing a competitive game or generally messing up.

Its thought that its usage comes from the well-known wit of Chris Lambert, a CBBC host in the early 90's famous for his put-downs.

'Your mum's a slag!'
-No response
'Dude, that guy totally berted you'

'I lost at one touch one bounce'
'Yeah, you were berted pretty bad'

'Take one step closer and I will bert you'

'Its a fine line between looking cool and looking as if you've been berted'

'I dont like your friends- they kept berting me.'

'Bert you!'
'Bert off!'

by ShanHasan May 13, 2009

bert

Ernie's homosexual lover.

I mean, come on, BERT and ERNIE have been living together since 1969. Something is up.

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

bert

A random dude who remains nameless to you, usually at a party or other gathering.

Yo Bert, is that your half-empty beer?

by foozebox August 03, 2005

The Bert

A way of dancing, Twirl your hand and the opposite foot in a counter-clock wise movement of circular motion. while standing on one foot.

Dude, I can't dance good all I know is The Bert. Its funny, but not that cool at all.

by SuperSaintMan April 16, 2010

Berted

When posting an embarrasing picture of friends with Bert (photoshopped) on social networks. Getting berted is usually meant as a joke from one friend to another.

You got berted.
Omg, she SO got berted on facebook!

by theBerter December 15, 2010

Berted

Someone who got insulted by the nerdiest kid around.
The insult is usually witty/nerdy, referencing nerdy subjects, but also including a powerful put-down

Berted
Guy #1- Dude, youre such a nerd

The 'Bert'- At least Star Trek will last forever in peoples memories, whilst your pathetic life will wither away to an alcoholic daze of prostitution.
Guy #3 - Ohhhh! You SO got Berted!

by Overagekid November 12, 2009