the childrens end of the bbc and prides itself on quality kids programming. A pity then that all the programs are and shit and badly written and feature accursed modern culture. The work of the devil!
Fuck the presenters, fuck shoebox zoo, fuck I dream, fuck Tracy Beaker and especially fuck Hard spell abbey. Who thought speeling would be a good idea for a show?!
Highly addictive TV produced by the BBC for children but actually targeted at adults as a babysitting device. Questionable characters in certain programs include PC Plum and Archie the inventor from Balamory.
CBBC Channel - Childrens television channel on satellite and cable television in england. from the BBC.
The chav equivelant of a babysitter or child minder
Chav Parents: "Lets go out nick a car, get drunk, take drugs and leave the kids infront of the CBBC Channel" - we would like to be able to afford cartoon network, disney and nickelodeon but cant.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.