Berking

The act of arguing for the sake of arguing, or arguing a point that is obviously false.

Person A: "If a cars tires wear out in 20 minutes at top speed, I don't believe that should be considered its top speed."

Person B: "Quit berking."

by nkT January 18, 2013

Berking

1 To answer a question in far more words than what is needed for the assignment.

2 To remove one’s shirt while on a video call in a completely platonic manner.

when worknig on an assignment (or any project) : I’m berking this assignment those questions, then the teacher will have to give me an A. • The teacher doesn’t want to read all of that so why are you berking it?

when skyping (or oovooing) : I skyped my dad but I had to hang up because he was berking. • My friend forgot the webcam was still on and started berking.

by amazingboy97 October 5, 2011

Berking

To keep texting someone, even though the recipient wont, or isn't replying.

Joe: Bro, that chick I hooked up with last night is berking me hardcore.

Bob: Well, that fucking sucks. You should probably get a new phone number.

by El Diablo_9 March 2, 2011

Berking

Is the correct usage of the movement of qhen a female twerks using her breasts.

It has not been used around, for I have used it out of personal experience and what my friends have done while dancing and being fun. Use as in whichever you want.

My friend had put on a song on my laptop, and soon started berking in front of me.

by Urban_Girl144 August 15, 2014

Berging

When you take a shit so huge that the tip of it pokes above the water and in spite of any effort to flush it, it just spins and remains in place like an ice berg.

Oh crap, he's been in the bathroom so long I think he's been berging it.

by Contributor_Random November 17, 2016

barking gremlin

while getting a rimjob from a from a brazilian transvestite midget hooker you fart causing it to cough uncontrollably.

After a night of drinking and eating refried bean I passed out only to wake up with a wet asshole and a barking gremlin in the corner.

by maximus testiclees January 23, 2010

Walrus Barking

A sexual act consisting of two large men, traditionally known as Bears, dressed in rubber suits, having sex on a hardwood floor. The act makes a distinctive sound like a walrus barking.

I was kept up last night from the walrus barking upstairs.

by DrFiasco May 29, 2013