berns 

a word to describe one who dresses and acts ostensibly emo, yet exudes happiness and general holiday spirit

You are so berns right now, sitting by yourself in the dark of your living room with your hood up while drinking eggnog and listening to christmas music.

berns by hohoyoyo December 26, 2009

berns 

the last name of a sexy bitch and hoe

damn... that sexy bitch and hoes last name is Berns yo!

berns by TheL'sRSexy February 27, 2005

Berns 

Fat, obese, usually relating to a cow, often thinks it's from brooklyn.

Huge berns, wanna-be berns

Berns by ravinrebecca April 11, 2009

Berns 

noun. life of the Party; everyone’s favorite friend; his crew is likely to consist of other big dicks due to jealousy he tends to receive from so-called “men” with SDE (small dick energy); constantly surrounded by like-minded Alpha—goons ready the make food out of anyone foolish enough to disrespect him; his presence often breeds jealousy and insecurity; the nicest guy you know, but is likely to slay your hoe or sick his dogs on you

I got cuckholded once, but I get a pass because it was by a Berns.

Berns by A User Has No Name November 23, 2021

Berns Brew

A beer that a person begins to drink, and is in possession of that beer for an extended period of time, making it seen as though they drank the entire thing, yet they only consume half of the beer and always leave the other half of it un-drunk in the can or bottle.

I found five Berns Brews in the room when we cleaned up after the party.

Berns Brew by Manny. December 9, 2008

Berns Law 

All graphic designers are good looking online.

Berns Law states that you will never find a graphics editor or graphic designer online that is not good looking.

Berns Law by protocolza October 5, 2016

La berns 

Gamma motherfucker

That guy should be nicknamed “La berns” he’s such a gamma male

La berns by Alphagymbrohahayeah May 2, 2022