Bernd das brot

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The most ultimate, rizziest sigma known to mankind.

He is the star character in the German TV channel KiKA.
Bernd is a depressed and curmudgeonly loaf of pullman bread speaking in a deep, gloomy baritone. He is small, rectangular and golden brown with hands directly attached to his body. He is the type of guy who you accidentally discover when turning on the tv at 1:17 am in B&B Hotel, Offenburg, Germany.

Alternative names:
The German Globgogabgolab
The channel 9 Nillywig
The divine one

The wise and omnipresent oracle

The prophecy-giver

All hail the mighty and omniscient Bernd das brot!!!
“Quick!! Turn on channel nine! The German Globgogabgolab, Berd das brot is speaking!”

Bernd das brot by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia November 12, 2023

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