Berkeley heights

A town where everyone is either Irish, Italian or both. Breeds alcholism, and drug addiction. When people leave to go off to college they realize how the things we do are not exactly normal to the rest of the world. Girls dont think anything of hooking up with two guys who happen to be brothers or best friends. If theres not a party going on the whole teen population seems never to know what to do and always ends up in krauszers parking lot.

If you drive on the streets oh Berkeley heights at night theres a very good change one out of every 4 cars driving on the road is a drunk driver.

Berkeley heights by bh lovee January 28, 2008

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Berkeley Heights

Pull out the whitest shirt you own. See it? Now multiply by 5. Now look around you. There's Berkeley Heights

Berkeley Heights = whites

Berkeley Heights by YassStarbuks69.9 October 20, 2015

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Berkeley Heights

Like SHORT HILLS Westport and Darien Berkeley Heights is on of the wealthiest towns in the US. We drive around in either a BMW Mercedes or a Lexus, which our parents bought for us. We don't pay for college bc we get full rides on either academics or sports bc we are that damn good. Our parents own banks, hotels or restraunts, or all three. Everywhere you look there is a gas station or a pizza parlor. The only black people in this town are the ones that work here. Berkeley Heights is also known as Berkeley Whites!

Hey let's go to Berkeley Heights and rob a bank and then get a slice of pizza!

Berkeley Heights by Justinaa October 12, 2005

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Berkeley Heights Mt. Carmel Feast

A 6 day festival where there are thousands of kiddie rides, and 3 good rides on average, all run by people who don't know a word of english. They've got good food, but the band, rides, and games suck. In fact, just go, get your damn Zapples, watch the show, and leave. Unless your related to a fireman. In which case, stay. You get free VIP wristbands for the rides. Sure, they're kiddie rides, but who cares?

"Screw you guys, I'm GOING HOME!" Cartman said when we saw the Berkeley Heights Mt. Carmel Feast.

Berkeley Heights Mt. Carmel Feast by ItalianPersonManGuyLady July 30, 2010

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

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