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A mostly anonymous online group of parents living in and around Berkeley, CA. A large quantity of these parents are ultra paranoid and their views on parenting are so far from reality that its comical.
Typical Content found on Berkeley Parents Network:
"My daughter is in 11th grade and told my husband and I that she now has a boyfriend. He seems very nice but 11th grade seems a little early to start dating"

"My daughter is in 11th grade too and she has had 2 boyfriends!! HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY!!!?!??
by Whale Rider August 26, 2008
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Basically hooking up wit someone but you ain't tryna let no one know who it is. IF YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW IT AINT NO SNEAKY LINK 🧍 🧍 ♀️.
" My sneaky link REARRANGED me last night y'all don't even know 😫"

"I mean my sneaky link got a girl but he don't even think he straight 🧍 "

"Are you dumb why'd you think I'd tell you their name? Dumbass it's called sneaky link for a reason."
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A collection of narc parents who base their existence around flaunting their parenting skills while pathologizing teachers and their own children alike. Great read if you want to justify not moving to Berkeley outside price alone.
Did you see that lady totally get up in my space back there? I bet she posts daily on Berkeley Parents Network.
by Someguy018 November 04, 2018
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