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Fake news; satire; fear, uncertainty and doubt
The best way to make poor life decisions is to read benzinga!
Benzinga by Spectroll September 28, 2022
When three men of likely homosexual nature (but not always) form a circle and touch the tips of their penises together resembling the shape of the Mercedes Benz logo.
I heard Jaidyen, Skylar and Tanner were benzing all night long in an attempt to summon Captain Planet.
benzing by Franz-vanderbeek April 23, 2019

🏳️ 🌈 A Flag For Behzinga

KSI: Behzinga is really gay
Behzinga: Fuck off
🏳️ 🌈 A Flag For Behzinga
Person 1: Have you seen this insane transformation?
Person 2: They’ve done a Behzinga
Behzinga by TKerslake November 23, 2021

Benzinger 

Phrases frequently used by Physics teachers.
I heard the AP Physics teacher has a new Benzinger: "Tension is just a force."
Benzinger by Eggthrower January 15, 2008
Who this kid? He's got hair gel on and the newest nerf guns, he must be a behzinga. He mines all the diamonds in minecraft and steals your girl friend on call of duty, he might be the coolest kid out there and most of the behzingas out there are under 10, don't let get fooled by a behzinga they might as well be the coolest kid out there.
Eden's such a behzinga
Dude I love my behzinga Eden
OMG it's a behzinga!
behzinga by Jonny.joe December 12, 2017