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you watched the video didn't you
This results in a severe case of skittles pox followed by you being forced to commit toaster bath by furries

Person 1 Yo man whats benjimism
Person 2 You watched the video didn't you

Person 1 What!? - skittles pox is kicking in
Person 2 (turns into furry)
benjimism by the real benji November 8, 2018
Words you can keep

Benjamise 

To influence outcomes with force, and exploit all possible resources to their maximum potential.
"Yea, he really Benjamised that project". "Oh man, did you see the fight on Saturday night?... xxxx got completely benjamised". "You better prepare yourself for total benjamisation".
Benjamise by G-Force Combatant October 2, 2018

Benjitis 

You become VARY UGLY were talking Selena Gomez ugly and are prone to farting, gold picking and dancing at random.

(O and your butt will FALL OFF!!!!)
You have Benjitis u will die in around 99999999999999999 years.
Benjitis by John Mcbutt March 7, 2016
Ok people with the name benjimin are usually strong though get in to a lot of fights and and are loyal to there friends and there is usually one girl/guy that they love and adore and will go to the end of the earth for them and will die for them and they are usually realy good in bed with a long dick and is really tall and are good at sports
Wow benjimin you are looking good today
benjimin by Brad flick August 4, 2018
A nickname for a twat (Ben/Benjamin)......... specially ones from Birmingham or has a black country accent
Benjimima is a little bitch

benjinim 

That kid is so sexy he must be a benjinim
benjinim by Kyky sarai May 15, 2018
Combination of the names Benjamin + Jamima

Used to insult people of the name Benjamin, implying that they are overly-feminine.
Benjamin: I keep daydreaming about ribbons and unicorns

Hetero-male: stfu, Benjamima.
benjamima by goochsmoocher July 24, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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