Banjitis 

A condition whereupon you constantly have a burning desire to play banjo.

"I'd love to hang out with you ladies but my Banjitis is flaring up"

Banjitis by Goodtime February 20, 2009

Banjitis 

The overwhelming urge to pick up a banjo and play like an appalachian hillbilly

I had a bad case of banjitis the other day when I visited my cousin in west virginia.

Banjitis by Driftess January 12, 2024

Banditism 

The act of being a bandit.

The weenagoblin studiously poured over forgotten tomes of Banditism.

Banditism by iAlexz February 28, 2011

Benjitis 

You become VARY UGLY were talking Selena Gomez ugly and are prone to farting, gold picking and dancing at random.

(O and your butt will FALL OFF!!!!)

You have Benjitis u will die in around 99999999999999999 years.

Benjitis by John Mcbutt March 7, 2016