So raunchy he had to have 4 whole names. Claims he’s done four white dragons. Constantly threatens to throw out the printer. He won’t fight you but Blodgett will. Very skittish when questioned. Does crack?
I can’t believe you’re being a Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman right now.
She is a girl you could never get of your mind…falling in love with her could be a sin, but hurting her scares deeper then any wound. She has the most loving, kind, and caring personality. You could hurt her but she will never walk away from you. She is also the type of girl you don’t want to make jealous because boy oh boy would she kill that son of a Bish…
She is a girl you could never get of your mind…falling in love with her could be a sin, but hurting her scares deeper then any wound. She has the most loving, kind, and caring personality. You could hurt her but she will never walk away from you. She is also the type of girl you don’t want to make jealous because boy oh boy would she kill that son of a Bish…
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.