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Bench Player 

A Bench Player is another word for a hater/player hater. A Bench Player either has no game, or weak ass game but has the nerve to talk shit about someone who has game and is using it successfully.

A Bench Player hangs around social media platforms talking shit about people who are really doing things with their lives or careers. Quite often, Bench Players have very little to show for themselves, have failed careers, o/and are dreamers.

You can spot a Bench Player by checking the comment section of blogs and social media platforms The Bench Player will have a series of comments saying basically the same thing and always negative, which usually means the success of others has triggered him/her.

A Bench Player talks negatively about positive people and events.
At 35, you live in your Mom's basement, fap 24/7, and play Madden trying to relive your highschool quarterback days, then tell me I'm not going to do anything big in pro football after being drafted in the first round? What a Bench Player!!!
Bench Player by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 6, 2018
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008